Summary
Hi. We're not here. Leave a message. Ciao." I got this recently when I phoned a friend whose previous phone message had been an unrehearsed, meandering stream of thought.
His old one went something like this: "Oh! yeah, we're either not here or maybe we can't get to the phone - turn that telly down, I'm recording a message! - so give us a ring back, err, oh, or leave a message. Whatever suits you best. Blimey I'll use it all up myself if I'm not careful. Bye then. Just leave a message. Did I say that already?" In the background could be heard children wailing, dishes clattering, and all the other normal sounds of family life.See the full content of this document
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Please Tell Me I'm an Idiot After the Tone...
But not now. My mate has gone all slick, with a message t...
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